So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Houston, we have a squirter
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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