They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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