I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable