You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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