He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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