No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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