I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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