Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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