So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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