If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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