70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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