So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
