Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
