is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
What a dumb baby whore.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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