People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
tell me about the fingering
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