So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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