And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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