where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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