Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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