new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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