I just made out with a guy for $7.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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