You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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