at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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