so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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