I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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