How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
it glows. i had to have it.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text