I need help removing her.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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