My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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