I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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