My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I deserve this hangover.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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