Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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