You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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