everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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