i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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