I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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