Well douche your snatch and let's go!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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