Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
this is an emotional support booty call
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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