Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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