porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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