We're like a lot better than the average bears
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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