Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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