This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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