"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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