Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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