it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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