And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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