He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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