Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Success! We fucked roommates!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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