Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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