There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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