ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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