Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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