it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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