She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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