We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I currently don't understand fingers.
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