i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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